Paranormal Paranoids – Lincoln Elementary School Episode

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Synopsis of Paranormal Paranoids – Lincoln Elementary School Episode

The Lincoln Elementary School Episode is the fourth episode of The Paranormal Paranoids. The Group visits Lincoln Elementary School where a janitor is supposed to have been brutally murdered. They find the door open and go in to investigate.

After touring Lincoln Elementary School’s many rooms, the party descends to the basement. Laura opens a door, but it swings shut behind them as they depart. Riley leads the crew to find the source of a loud noise in the basement. When a humanoid person closes a door, everyone rushes out of the Lincoln Elementary School building. Towards the end of the video, a mysterious creature/person slams a door and scares the group.

This video is 8:06 long.

Important Timestamps in Lincoln Elementary School Episode

They find the door is open and explore.

5:00 –  A loud closing door bang happens 

6:13 – They hear some kind of machine/fan working

6:44 – There is a loud door bang and a glowing eye man can be seen closing a door in the basement of Lincoln Elementary School Episode

Timeline

[Music]

[00:00:00] The Paranormal Paranoids intro plays. These images appear in a quick montage: Red lightning with a storm cloud, two moons traveling toward the corners of the screen glowing a strong white, a black a white spiral, and a brown CG door with a gold handle opening into the light. There is a slow, pitched-down, sinister laugh. 

[00:00:08] In Chorus “Oh, the paranormal paranoids investigate the world beyond because there are some things we can’t explain.”

[00:00:08] Another montage of Riley, Laura, Peter, and David in shots from other parts of the series. The shot of David occurs in “Mary Talbert”. 

[00:00:15] In Chorus “lot’s of times the mysteries turn out to be a hoax and other times they’re just inside your brain.”

[00:00:15] This montage shows a planet flying through space in sepia tone,  a black and white waving figure with a large bald forehead, a spaceship in lime green floating through space, and a whittling brain that the camera zooms in on. This is followed by a shot from Quentin Lawrence’s Trollenberg Terror (1956) of the titular crawling eye. 

[00:00:21] In ChorusPeter!”

[00:00:21] Peter jumps in front of a tree – notably he is wearing the outfit he wears for “Mary Talbert”. There is then a shot of him in a tan sweater at night. 

[00:00:25] In ChorusLaura!”

[00:00:25] Laura poses in front of the camera three times from over her shoulder. Notably, she is wearing the outfit he wears for “Mary Talbert”.

[00:00:28] In ChorusDavid!”

[00:00:28] David stands in front of a tree. The camera cuts to extreme close up in a shot made iconic by Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sanchez’s Blair Witch Project (1999). Notably, he is wearing the outfit he wears for “Mary Talbert”.

[00:00:31] In ChorusRiley!

[00:00:31] Riley jumps out from behind a tree! Notably, she is wearing the outfit she wears for “Mary Talbert”. The next shot depicts Riley in an interior location, at night. 

[00:00:33] In Chorus “the paranormal paranoids, the paranormal paranoids, the para, para, para, para, pa, pa, paranormal paranoids!”

[00:00:33] In montage: A shot of Peter, Laura, and Riley dancing that takes place in “Mary Talbert”, a shot of Riley coming to grab the camera that occurs in “Mary Talbert”, a strange figure in a leotard in space, a figure ramming directly into a rocket in space, and the title card backed with an explosion.

Video Actually Starts

00:48
so we made it lincoln elementary this
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school has an incredible
00:52
haunted history dating all the way back
00:54
to 1976.
00:56
one monday morning the teachers arrived
00:58
to find the hallways and classrooms
00:59
filthy
01:00
they hadn’t been cleaned over the
01:02
weekend at all they tried getting in
01:04
touch with the janitor
01:05
but he didn’t answer his phone when the
01:08
staff realized they’d have to quickly do
01:09
some cleaning of the school before the
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children arrived
01:12
they went to the janitor’s closet for
01:14
supplies
01:15
that’s when they found him the janitor’s
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body was crumpled in the corner of the
01:20
closet
01:22
every bone in his body was broken
01:25
his mop was shoved so far down his
01:27
throat the strings were hanging out of
01:29
his mouth
01:31
there was no sign of a struggle no
01:33
forced entry into the school
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no arrests made ever since then the
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school has gone through an average of
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five custodians a year
01:41
they’d get to work and find rooms
01:43
already cleaned
01:44
the janitor’s closet wouldn’t open no
01:46
matter how hard they tried
01:48
and sometimes after they cleaned a room
01:51
they’d find it trashed moments later
01:54
even though they were
01:55
alone in the building generations of
01:58
kids since then
01:59
have made him a legend but is the legend
02:02
true
02:03
did the lincoln elementary janitor
02:05
really die in such a grotesque and
02:07
unexplainable way
02:09
or is everyone just having a bit of fun
02:14
i totally did this when i was a kid i
02:16
had so much
02:17
on strength of childhood
02:28
i used to be able to do that
02:34
boom
02:45
should we
02:51
i don’t know ah [ __ ] david
02:54
what do you think i don’t know
03:11
[Music]
03:22
[Music]
03:30
now
03:33
[Music]
03:43
this way you sure
04:02
[Music]
04:12
thank you
04:17
[Music]
04:40
oh
04:42
i dare you to go inside it no no i didn’t
04:44
[Music]
04:54
help
05:06
you just closed that right
05:17
come on
[Music]
07:28
you set that up i swear to god you set that up
07:31
i could not have done that if i  tried you
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holy oh my god
07:38
that was wild
07:44
Are you all right?
yeah i’m fine
07:47
are we oh my gosh let’s aren’t you glad we stayed now
07:53
oh so that’s what we’re here for dude
08:01
i can’t believe it dude all right

Enhanced Images and Video

Detailed video of the door and creature, slowed down

Details of writing on the door

Location of Lincoln Elementary School

The location of the school is Ludlow School: Shaker Heights, OH. This is a real location that is still used today and is not abandoned.

Thoughts on Lincoln Elementary School Episode

Phew! Another video that gets the heart pounding. The Paranormal Paranoids enter a school with a pretty creepy back story of a janitor. After walking slowly around and lots more of David spending most of the time filming Riley, an absolutely terrifying real creature appears with demon eyes and slams a door. The crew is pretty upset and rushes out. Peter is SUPER HAPPY and high-fives with David. He wants to film the paranormal stuff and there it was. He also interesting points to David setting it up.

Riley is not impressed. David makes a point of focusing on her to ask if she is ok, and doesn’t do this with Laura or anything else. This is part of why people believe David to be suspicious with all this attention he puts on Riley.

Riley is not Ok. Laura mumbles a few comments about cut the filming.

That last bit by Laura is often missed, but I think it put Laura being concerned for Riley. She also did this early before the school creature appears. Telling Riley to not just run off by herself (which Riley doesn’t listen to of course).

This is a pretty spooky clip at Lincoln Elementary School Episode that shows more and more Paranormal things are happening to the Paranormal Paranoids and it is affecting Riley.

 

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